Loudly, like a grown man. One night I kept nudging DH and telling him to roll over, thinking it was him snoring. Finally he got annoyed and said, “It’s not me!” Now I lock Drake, the cat, out of the bedroom at night. Otherwise he sleeps under the bed where I can’t reach him and [...]
My daughter was born on election day, 2004. I told my husband that if he voted while I was in labor, I would name her Reagan.
I looked up acceptable values for donated items. We are always giving shirts and pants to Goodwill. On the list was underwear. Really, folks, who would buy used underwear? And who would give it away? Yuk.
in the manner of David Sedaris, without catching hell. How can I arrange this?
