Happy birthday. For your celebration, come in and get your boobs squished into a freezing cold vice. We’ll tell you if you have cancer. Free Mammogram I got a birthday card in the mail. It says, happy birthday, and contains information about receiving a free mammogram. That is quite possibly the most unexpected birthday gift [...]
I called my cousin to wish him happy birthday. In the background I hear my uncle. “Is that Christina?” Cousin: Yeah Dad. Uncle: Is she married to a white guy? Cousin: Yeah Dad. Uncle: An American? Cousin: Yeah Dad, a houle. She’s married to a houle. Uncle: How come I don’t know this? Cousin: Because [...]
