Happy birthday. For your celebration, come in and get your boobs squished into a freezing cold vice. We’ll tell you if you have cancer.
Free Mammogram
I got a birthday card in the mail. It says, happy birthday, and contains information about receiving a free mammogram. That is quite possibly the most unexpected birthday gift I’ve ever [...]
Jan
1
2009
1
2009
Birthday Free Mammogram and Grandma Update
Nov
30
2008
30
2008
White Guy
I called my cousin to wish him happy birthday. In the background I hear my uncle. “Is that Christina?”
Cousin: Yeah Dad.
Uncle: Is she married to a white guy?
Cousin: Yeah Dad.
Uncle: An American?
Cousin: Yeah Dad, a houle. She’s married to a houle.
Uncle: How come I don’t know this?
Cousin: Because you don’t usually listen to my phone [...]
