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Jan
1
2009

Birthday Free Mammogram and Grandma Update

Happy birthday.  For your celebration, come in and get your boobs squished into a freezing cold vice.  We’ll tell you if you have cancer.
Free Mammogram
I got a birthday card in the mail.  It says, happy birthday, and contains information about receiving a free mammogram.  That is quite possibly the most unexpected birthday gift I’ve ever [...]

Nov
30
2008

White Guy

I called my cousin to wish him happy birthday.  In the background I hear my uncle.  “Is that Christina?”
Cousin: Yeah Dad.
Uncle: Is she married to a white guy?
Cousin: Yeah Dad.
Uncle: An American?
Cousin: Yeah Dad, a houle.  She’s married to a houle.
Uncle: How come I don’t know this?
Cousin: Because you don’t usually listen to my phone [...]