Happy birthday. For your celebration, come in and get your boobs squished into a freezing cold vice. We’ll tell you if you have cancer. Free Mammogram I got a birthday card in the mail. It says, happy birthday, and contains information about receiving a free mammogram. That is quite possibly the most unexpected birthday gift [...]
The little Greek man who is courting Grandma is moving into the former apartment of the resident who most recently died. That is generally how it works in senior housing. You visit the places that you might like to live. Then you put your name on the waiting list of the ones you like. Then [...]
Today was busy. DD and I went to the mall and got her hair trimmed. We tried to go yesterday, but left the house at 5:30 and discovered that all the hair places were closed by 6:00 PM. wtf? I usually like the Great Clips. But an employee I have only seen once before rudely [...]
