In 2010, I will turn 40. I spent my twenties educating myself, growing up, working, and traveling. I did much of it badly. At 27, it finally occurred to me that if I ever wished to procreate I should find myself attracted to nice men, instead of the bad boys of my youth. Else I [...]
For this weeks stupid human tricks, I performed tasks all day long. And none of them were what I would have liked to have been doing. And most were long overdue. Do ordinary households have conversations such as these? Him: Hi. How are you? Me: Good. Relatively, unproductive. No, not really, spent all day trying [...]
I am trying to think positive, and make jokes. My grandmother would want me to. Yesterday, when the microwave went berzerk, I told DH, “It’s Grandma. She wants us to bring her microwave home from her apartment.” He gasped and said, are you making jokes about your grandmothers death? Too soon! This said about a [...]
We celebrated the 80th birthday of DH’s grandmother today. Don’t the men look serious?

