Just in case you are completely over me, since my life is too messy for regular posting, I shall now remind you that I am kind of a nutt.
Some people get short of sleep, and just get tired. I however, become insomniac for days, then fall into a deep sleep that spawns really weird dreams. Like Dad, threatening to haunt me. Dad was a mostly nice guy. But he had a well earned reputation of being the quiet guy who could suddenly lose it and get sent home from work for fighting. Yes really.
Add to that endless stories in childhood of taotaomona and you have the perfect recipe for an overtired adult freaking out about mungo beans, at 3:00 AM.
I hadn’t cooked mungo beans since 1991, or possibly never. No need. If Dad wasn’t soaking the achiote, I could find it at Auntie’s house. Then cousin paranoid rubbed her Cold War paranoia off on me. And I had to find achiote, and ham hocks, and make them work together to avoid eternal haunting. Or haunting until Dad got bored with me, which would be painful but not that long.
I forgot that ham hocks smell horrific initially, which is hours. And the only places that sell achiote around here are Indian groceries. And I prefer haunting to curry smell. So I settled for Mexican achote, no “i” and it is crushed with garlic. I consider it substandard to actual seeds. But potential haunting is an emergency.
Shockingly, I did not ruin the mungo beans. The hocks fell apart. The beans remained bean shape. DH ate a bowl of them. And baby ate a gigantic portion and rubbed it in her hair.
Haunting averted.






