Even though I haven’t worked with men for two and a half years, or anyone really, and don’t have any Post books nearby to reference, I’m certain that coworkers are not to greet each other with, “Hey baby!”
What sort of things do you know? And what does this say about you as a person – the sort of information that collects in your brain? Christy can tell me where to find sleep shirts. And Karen can name any movie or celebrity I describe, no matter how inept the description. Justis can identify [...]
Grandmaman has friends from Lebanon. She generally refers to them as, “the Lebanese.” She said she was visiting with Yvonne. I said, oh, yes, your Arab friends. She said no, they’re Christians. They’re white. How are these things related? Is Lebanon in the Middle East? Can’t you be Christian of any ethnicity?
I looked up acceptable values for donated items. We are always giving shirts and pants to Goodwill. On the list was underwear. Really, folks, who would buy used underwear? And who would give it away? Yuk.
I have discovered that people will passionately defend their choices in flotation devices, in the same manner that they will champion cloth diapers and vilify pacifiers. We had a lovely holiday. We went to C’s. DD did a little happy dance when she saw K and rushed into the pool. It was freezing cold. So [...]

