I was out on Halloween in Buckhead whatever year Skipper Jones knocked up his first Hooter waitress girlfriend. I remember this because the pregnant Hooter girl costume was very popular. My friends wore equally outrageous costumes. K wore a platinum blonde wig and was very pleased that Halloween is the only day of the year [...]
I recently received an email from my mad scientist aunt that she is going to two (or maybe three) Neil Diamond concerts in different locations. She says after this, she’s hanging up her groupie hat. I find this immensely entertaining.
Our version: Daddy, there is a fly in my pool. Since the ducks have reappeared a fly has landed in the wading pool. It is DDs new obsession. She has been talking about it non-stop since yesterday.
I guess it depends on your rating system, how much you will enjoy a place. DH says that we are in the nicest beach house he has ever stayed in. It’s clean. It doesn’t smell. (Shouldn’t that be a requirement?) It is clean. I appreciate that very much. Unfortunately, I would like something to do [...]
DH is very annoyed with me. I had the unmitigated gall to be amused by his rice. While DD and I were out he made rice. It was sticky and glue-like. I found this funny, not inedible, just funny. He was very insulted by my entertainment. He was not insulted when DD told him the [...]
