I recently received an email from my mad scientist aunt that she is going to two (or maybe three) Neil Diamond concerts in different locations. She says after this, she’s hanging up her groupie hat. I find this immensely entertaining.
Our version: Daddy, there is a fly in my pool. Since the ducks have reappeared a fly has landed in the wading pool. It is DDs new obsession. She has been talking about it non-stop since yesterday.
I guess it depends on your rating system, how much you will enjoy a place. DH says that we are in the nicest beach house he has ever stayed in. It’s clean. It doesn’t smell. (Shouldn’t that be a requirement?) It is clean. I appreciate that very much. Unfortunately, I would like something to do [...]
I’m on vacation, and am at the library, on a computer. lol. Seriously, there is nowhere else to hide from the family of four with only one potty and one tv situation.
DH is very annoyed with me. I had the unmitigated gall to be amused by his rice. While DD and I were out he made rice. It was sticky and glue-like. I found this funny, not inedible, just funny. He was very insulted by my entertainment. He was not insulted when DD told him the [...]

