The accounting department in which I work would like an electric stapler. Being an accounting department that has grown from a staff of one, to a staff of four, and has not yet transitioned to a paperless system, we use a lot of staples. Yesterday, I hear the person who orders the supplies say very [...]
I have discovered that people will passionately defend their choices in flotation devices, in the same manner that they will champion cloth diapers and vilify pacifiers. We had a lovely holiday. We went to C’s. DD did a little happy dance when she saw K and rushed into the pool. It was freezing cold. So [...]
in the manner of David Sedaris, without catching hell. How can I arrange this?
My office, always an interesting place, is operating like a Friday. People are relaxed, dressing at the lower limit of the dress code, and chatting up a storm. Disorganization reigns. I would like to be working on a project. But obviously, I’m not. I’ve not been assigned anything. It’s a hurry up and wait day. [...]
I’m not actually the frog. It’s my grandmother. She has been in the United States for about 50 years and still sounds like she just stepped off the boat from France. I am the frog descendant.

