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Christine Eclavea Mercer

Power, as illustrated by a stapler

The accounting department in which I work would like an electric stapler. Being an accounting department that has grown from a staff of one, to a staff of four, and has not yet transitioned to a paperless system, we use a lot of staples. Yesterday, I hear the person who orders the supplies say very [...]

Floatation Devices

I have discovered that people will passionately defend their choices in flotation devices, in the same manner that they will champion cloth diapers and vilify pacifiers. We had a lovely holiday. We went to C’s. DD did a little happy dance when she saw K and rushed into the pool. It was freezing cold. So [...]

I would like to mock my family openly…

in the manner of David Sedaris, without catching hell. How can I arrange this?

It’s like Friday, psyche

My office, always an interesting place, is operating like a Friday. People are relaxed, dressing at the lower limit of the dress code, and chatting up a storm. Disorganization reigns. I would like to be working on a project. But obviously, I’m not. I’ve not been assigned anything. It’s a hurry up and wait day. [...]

Frog

I’m not actually the frog. It’s my grandmother. She has been in the United States for about 50 years and still sounds like she just stepped off the boat from France. I am the frog descendant.