Toile Fabric and the Voice in My Head

Grandmas voice is in my head.  Tonight I see the name of a fabric manufacturer and imagine that I say it aloud to her and she says, “Huh, sounds Jewish.”

I say, “Okay.” 

I am hoping she’ll drop it.

She says, “So?  So, you are not Jewish!”

And I say, “I agree, not Jewish.”

And she says, “So, you know you cannot marry a Jew, because they are not like Episcopalian.  You know, Protestant.”

And I say, “Right.  And I’m already married.  And it’s just fabric.”

And she says, “You need to know these things.  Eventually, I die.  Then who tells you?”

Apparently, she still tells me. 

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