Law and Order – One Too Many Episodes
Twice in the last week I’ve seen Law and Order episodes where the stash is found in an appliance. The tell-tale sign that there is money or drugs in the toaster (and whatever the other thing was) is that it is unplugged.
I keep my toaster in a cabinet above the stove. This gives us more counter space the rest of the day, when the toaster is not in use. Of course, it is unplugged.
Now every time I unplug the toaster, I think about Law and Order and how if anybody I know ever dies suspiciously, all of my small appliances will be destroyed by the law.
Right.


