Overheard in Cubeland
Pushy Broad: omfg, is she calling her kid to tell her to shower? Isn’t her kid a girl in high school?
Me: You mean Hyena? Yes.
Pushy Broad: Then she called the husband to tell him kid needs to shower? How much effort is required to get one kid in the shower?
Me: Kid is pigpen.
Pushy Broad: New cube sucks. I can hear everything.
Me: I know. Mole talks about pets all day.
Pushy Broad: Pets? What do you mean pets?
Me: Animals. Cats mainly, sometimes dogs.
Pushy Broad: omfg just kill me now.
[...] who appears behind us? Hyena and her stinky kid. Those of you who have been with me for a long time will remember [...]