Oops, threatened a coworker

My exuberant, 20-something coworker, T, got carried away today and started throwing things over the cubicle wall at idiot 20-something coworker who can’t stop talking about Chuck Norris.

I couldn’t take it anymore. Without thinking I said, “T, if he hits me in the head with something, I am gonna kick your ass.”

The whole room erupted in laughter. T and an older, female coworker, J (not the one who quarrels with boss), were laughing so hard that they were turning colors.

I apologized for swearing at T. They thought this was even funnier. J told T that she is not only certain that I am prepared to kick his ass. She is sure that I can do it.

Later T came back to his desk, next to mine and when he saw me started laughing again. Very seriously but smiling, he said, actually, he thinks I’m a very nice person… And he also thinks I can kick his ass.

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